The Rump Report

Power Rankings

The league office's official pecking order — updated weekly, argued about daily.

Season:Season 7 Season 6

Week:Week 18 Week 1

1

Minnesota Rumps

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2

Coronado Cobras

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3

Boston Beavers

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4

Jacksonville Jack'o'Lanterns

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5

Fresno Frogs

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6

Denver Disciples

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7

New Smyrna Sharks

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8

Prather Piranhas

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9

Las Vegas Luchadores

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10

Virginia Beach Pirates

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11

Opelika Orcas

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12

Detroit Diesels

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Published September 6, 2026