The Rump Report

Power Rankings

The league office's official pecking order — updated weekly, argued about daily.

Season:Season 7Season 6
Week:Week 4Week 2Week 1
1Denver Disciples logo

Denver Disciples

12-0West · Mountain Valley
▲ 1
2Las Vegas Luchadores logo

Las Vegas Luchadores

6-6West · Mountain Valley
▲ 1
3Virginia Beach Pirates logo

Virginia Beach Pirates

10-2East · East Coast
▲ 5
4Prather Piranhas logo

Prather Piranhas

7-5East · Snow Valley
— 0
5Fresno Frogs logo

Fresno Frogs

5-7West · West Coast
▲ 4
6Coronado Cobras logo

Coronado Cobras

7-5West · West Coast
▼ 5
7Opelika Orcas logo

Opelika Orcas

4-8West · West Coast
— 0
8Minnesota Rumps logo

Minnesota Rumps

2-10East · Snow Valley
▼ 3
9Boston Beavers logo

Boston Beavers

6-6West · Mountain Valley
▲ 1
10Detroit Diesels logo

Detroit Diesels

4-8East · Snow Valley
▲ 2
11New Smyrna Sharks logo

New Smyrna Sharks

6-6East · East Coast
▼ 5
12Jacksonville Jack'o'Lanterns logo

Jacksonville Jack'o'Lanterns

3-9East · East Coast
▼ 1

Published October 8, 2026