The Rump Report
The league office's official pecking order — updated weekly, argued about daily.
Minnesota Rumps
Coronado Cobras
Boston Beavers
Jacksonville Jack'o'Lanterns
Fresno Frogs
Denver Disciples
New Smyrna Sharks
Prather Piranhas
Las Vegas Luchadores
Virginia Beach Pirates
Opelika Orcas
Detroit Diesels
Published September 6, 2026
