The Rump Report

Power Rankings

The league office's official pecking order — updated weekly, argued about daily.

Season:Season 7Season 6
Week:Week 4Week 2Week 1
1Minnesota Rumps logo

Minnesota Rumps

2-10East · Snow Valley
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2Coronado Cobras logo

Coronado Cobras

7-5West · West Coast
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3Boston Beavers logo

Boston Beavers

6-6West · Mountain Valley
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4Jacksonville Jack'o'Lanterns logo

Jacksonville Jack'o'Lanterns

3-9East · East Coast
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5Fresno Frogs logo

Fresno Frogs

5-7West · West Coast
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6Denver Disciples logo

Denver Disciples

12-0West · Mountain Valley
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7New Smyrna Sharks logo

New Smyrna Sharks

6-6East · East Coast
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8Prather Piranhas logo

Prather Piranhas

7-5East · Snow Valley
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9Las Vegas Luchadores logo

Las Vegas Luchadores

6-6West · Mountain Valley
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10Virginia Beach Pirates logo

Virginia Beach Pirates

10-2East · East Coast
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11Opelika Orcas logo

Opelika Orcas

4-8West · West Coast
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12Detroit Diesels logo

Detroit Diesels

4-8East · Snow Valley
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Published September 6, 2026